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Tangy Lemon Curd

Quick and Easy: Ready in 30

lemon curd fwsmI’m fond of Tarts. The more tart she is the better.

Make her tangy and sweet, but not too sweet, and lemon…make her Lemon. Mmmmmmm.

But , to my taste, the curd in many lemon tarts is too sweet and just not sour enough to tickle my Piquant Button.  Ooooo yeh. …I like it Zesty.

If anyone ever asked me, I would advise, that for almost any lemon curd recipe one may HALVE the sugar and perhaps up the zest.

In fact, this also applies to baked recipes that are more than a decade or so old.  For many many years, I have been reducing the sugar in cakes and biscuit recipes by a third to a half and I kid you not, there is often very little alchemic effect.*

220px-INF3-219_Salvage_Up_Housewives_and_at_em_-_put_out_your_paper,_metal,_bones_Artist_Yates-WilsonIn fact, once I heard a conspiracy about the amount of sugar in cake and biscuits. Something about Post Depression Era Australia and the Country Women’s Association.  My Conspirator said that the CWA was encouraged to help stimulate our primary industries such as sugar by upping and promoting the sugar content in all the recipes.  

But whether this is true or not, it is true in my experience that most dessert recipes do over-do the sweet thang.

So here is a tangy little recipe for Lemon Curd that’s prepped in 10 and set in 20.  And yes, it’s Zesty. Stick it in a pie base or serve in parfait glasses or ramekins and lick your spoon clean. 🙂

Lemon Curd

  • 3/4 cup lemon juice
  • Zest of 2 small lemons,
  • 1/2 cup caster sugar, or any finely ground sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 80g butter, finely chopped
  • 1/2 tsp of both cinnamon and nutmeg

Mix zest, juice, sugar, spices and butter in a bowl**. Place the bowl of a Saucepan of gently simmering water ensuring the bowl does not touch the water. Stir until the butter has dissolved. Whisk the eggs in another bowl, and add to the Lemon/ butter mix.  Stir constantly over the heat with a wooden spoon until it thickens enough to coat the spoon. Remove from the heat. Cool slightly and spoon into parfait glasses (or pastry cases if you please). I served mine with berries and Raw Chocolate drizzled on top. 

Refridgerate. Devour. Enjoy.

Fun Woman

xx

*Sugar also contributes to a more moist texture in cakes. To cut a lot of sugar, one may omit an egg white – which dries the cake – or to add an egg yolk.

** I based my recipe on the curd in Kate McGhie’s  ‘Little Lemon Tarts’

Other articles on this topic: http://www.thekitchn.com/how-can-i-reduce-the-sugar-in-135433


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Carrot cake, tea and salty tears.

carrot cake

Yesterday I had two lovely long-time friends over for afternoon tea. Two dads. Two sincere, interesting, lovely, sexy, hot, handsome, soulful, intelligent men. Both music producers and both having excellent success in their field. Both deeply in love with their partners and having major trouble in that arena. I’ve known these men since we were 20. It’s about 17 years later. We are living in different parts of the country. I still remember when the 3 of us met that night in that share house kitchen in Collingwood. We stayed up late laughing and playing like we’d just found our soul family. And we had.

So I provided what I’ve come to know as the magic of my kitchen table. Where extraordinary people come to talk and listen and laugh and heal. And a cake. I baked them a cake and we sat as witnesses and friends.

Now I’ve only ever baked one other carrot cake. I didn’t grow up relating carrots with cake. But I was moved. And it turns out both men LOVE carrot cake. So…win.

We sat, we talked, we drank tea. At different times, both men got teary and dropped little salty, soul-sharing tears into their tea. Salt is good for the heart – in this case.

carrot cake crying fwsm

So, here it is. I baked it with love. I ripped a recipe off the net to get the basic alchemy and then changed it to make it EXTRAordinary. Cos where I grew up – on a rice farm 15 kms from town – cakes were an ordinary daily occurrence (thanks Nan).

Ingredients:  Remember to use quality ingredients such as unbleached flour – preferably cake flour, organic butter, grind your own spices for that fragrant punch. CHOOSE ORGANIC where possible.

  • Butter or Oil to grease the cake tin. 
  • 2 (about 300g) carrots
  • 1 cup (150g) self-raising flour – or make your own by adding baking soda to plain flour. 2 tsp baking soda per cup of flour.
  • 1/2 cup (75g) plain flour
  • 1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
  • pinch of sea salt
  • 1&1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1 tsp ground ginger
  • 1 tsp ground nutmeg (freshly ground is great)
  • 1/3 cup brown or brown coconut sugar
  • 2/3 cup (185ml) virgin pressed olive oil or coconut oil – or gently melted butter
  • 1/3 cup honey or thick agave
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla essence

Icing:

  • 250g spreadable cream cheese
  • 1/3 cup icing sugar  – Actually you can use a raw or coconut sugar or something similar if you grind it in a coffee grinder – the idea it has to be a powder so it dissolves.
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla essence

Method:

Preheat oven to 160°C. The pan: This cake needs a high Cake to icing ratio. Lots of icing, my son says… You can use a 20cm (base) round cake but having made it already, I would choose something a little bigger so the cake is flatter with more top surface area to slather on the icing.

Grease your choice of pan lightly with oil, and line with non-stick baking paper if you like but its not essential. Grate the carrots, and set aside. Sift the flours, bicarbonate of soda and cinnamon into a large bowl.

Put the brown sugar, oil, golden syrup, eggs and vanilla in a separate bowl. Whisk to mix until combined.

Pour the oil mixture into the dry ingredients. Stir gently until just combined. Stir in the grated carrot.

Pour the mixture into the pan and bake for 50-60 mins. NOTE: when I can smell the cake. I know its ready. So if you can smell it before times up, check it! Set aside for 5 minutes. Turn out onto a wire rack to cool completely.

Icing:  place the cream cheese, icing sugar and vanilla in a bowl. Mix until well combined. Once the cake is completely cooled. Ice Ice Baby.

Share with beloveds…

Injoy,

Fun Woman xx


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Perspectacles…

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Life’s all in the way we see it right?

This morning I tore open the curtains and tentatively opened the window to find the morning air didn’t immediately ice over my nose. Whoop! No. It’s mid Autumn and this Melbourne morning is sweet, cool and sunny. …Le sigh.

I get in my car, drop my little guy off to school, exchange smiles with some kids and parents and get going for a decaf (swiss water method only) and a walk down the River. So, I’m driving along and pass a man in a van smiling his head off. He was 60 something, long grey hair and looked distinctly like Dr David Suzuki. Awww. Feel that! It’s amazing the power of a smile. It’s contagious!

Continuing on my way, my heart light as a feather, I’m driving down a busy back street and pull over to let a stream of vehicles through. I love this practice cos I sit back and get all the ‘thank you’ waves from fellow humans and feel loved. Hahaha

Really, it is all in the way we see life isn’t it! I remember seeing a magic silver ball rolling across a country road once and said, “Wow! what’s that silver ball?” to my mate Gerard who was driving. “Gee, i wish I saw life like you do!” he replied. (As it had been a coke can wind blown across the road.)  Ah…yeh…maybe I should wear my spectacles more.

Speaking of spectacles, until recently, I had this theory that guys really like chicks in glasses. I get so many more sultry looks from chaps when I get my librarian on. Then I realised that maybe I can just actually SEE what’s going on when I’m wearing glasses. Oh dear.

Anyway, now Im at my coffee spot. And Look! i’ve just been given an E for brekky! Bickies for brekky. Ah them were the dayz.

E for breakfast

Practice your Attitude of Gratitude and

Injoy darlings,

Fun Woman xx


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Chocolate: Raw and Warm

Chocolate:  Raw; Hot

Good and warm hellos.
Welcome to Fun Woman Sex Mother. First, I have for you my simple hot chocolate recipe.

Treated right, it is technically a ‘raw food’ hot chocolate.

But hey, the only technicality I’m concerned with here

is that this baby is hot and good and edifying yo!

Please make yourself one of these and sit down with me.

So glad you’re here.

Kissnhugg,

Fun Woman
xo

CACAO HOT CHOCOLATE:

Shave off 1 tsp Cacoa butter with a knife,add a splash of hot water from the kettle. Add 2 heaped tsp Cacoa powder and 1 tsp of Agave nectar (or maple syrup, coconut sugar, honey or any kind of quality organic sugar really but agave gives a silkiness) Omit agave and use stevia for candida diet. Warm 3/4 cup of milk ( or use soy, rice, almond, oat…etc) – I personally froth mine using the coffee machine. Add it to the Cacao mixture. Stir and …oh yeh…  

Spicy Variations can include a 1/2 tsp cinnamon, a pinch of freshly grated nutmeg, and a pinch of cardamon.

Chili hot chocolate: Add enough cayenne pepper so that when you taste it, you don’t get the hit of chili at first, but in the back of the throat after you’ve swallowed. Trust me…you’ll see. 

cacao pod

Notes on Ingredients: Cacao butter and powder are simply the parts of the cacao bean. The cacao bean has historically been processed (roasted, dried and to some extent de-natured) to become cocoa and chocolate.  There are many now who acknowledge this little bean to be a mighty ‘superfood’ . To learn more about Cacao check this out.  If you do not have an awesome wholefood place around that sells these products, contact https://lovingearth.net or source your own. Same with Agave. If you havent played with these ingredients before, you will not beleive the taste difference and the mouth feel. It’s ecstatic.

Now really, you can substitute the ingredients for stuff you can get at the stupormarket, but now, just dont do it! You wanna know the difference between the chocolate cake your amazing aunty made and the one at [insert generic bakery chain]? Your aunty uses fresh stone ground, unbleached flour, quality cacao (or cocoa) and chocolate, freshly ground spices, fresh organic, free range eggs (from her chooks) and Fresh Milk and butter; organic and free of hormones and pus! (There I said it.)  Hey…do you need that chocolate cake recipe? Gimme a yell.

Enjoy…xx

Technicalities: if kept under 40 degrees celcius this is considered enzyme intact.